November 9, 2023
Hello,
Very cold in Colorado today. Hoping it is nice, sunny and warm in California. Here is today's joke and I hope you enjoy it.
"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?....He wanted to get a long little doggie"
Thinking of you :)
Doni O'Rourke
October 5, 2023
Hello Lindsey,
Are weather is turning very chilly now especially in the evenings. Hope it is still very pleasant in California. Here's the jokes that you know are coming:
"Why are crabs so bad at sharing?.....Because they're all shellfish."
" What did the tie say to the hat?....You go ahead. I'll hand around."
You know you love it. Thinking about you always and hope you're doing well.
Doni O'Rourke
July 31, 2023
Hello Lindsey and fellow contributors,
Two jokes today and I hope you like them.
"What do you call malware on a Kindle?.......A bookworm"
"Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?....The doctors say it was due to too many strokes."
First bit of rain I've seen in months coming through today. Sure has been hot for everyone. Lots of blessings for you all. Stay safe.
Doni O'Rourke
May 3, 2023
Hello little lady,
Hope your doing well and the sun is shining. Lots of positives going your way today.
Here is my joke: What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together?
The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup. ( I thought it was cute.)
Take care lovely lady.
Doni O'Rourke
April 14, 2023
Hello, Hope your doing well. I am looking out the window seeing alot of rain today but hopeful the flowers will pop up soon for Spring. Here's my jokes for April.
"How do you meausre a snake?......."In inches-they don't have feet".
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?......."Because he Neverlands."
Take care! Thinking of you always, lots of luv.
Doni O'Rourke
March 6, 2023
Hello,
The sun is shining today in Colorado and I was thinking about sunny California as well. Hope you are having a good day. Here it comes:
"What does a nosey pepper do? ......It gets JALEPENO business."
I liked this one. Sure miss you and your family. Take care!
Doni O'Rourke
February 8, 2023
Hello,
Colorado weather is slowly getting warmer. Still having some snow flurries but we get some good sun on occasion. Hope your doing well.
Joke: "What washes up on very small beaches? Micro-waves.
Who Knew.
Love you and take care....Doni
Anonymous
January 5, 2023
Hello Lindsey,
It's zero degrees today and that is just toooooo cccooolllld. Hope your staying warm and dry. We have snow on the ground. Here's a little joke to start off 2023.
Where do snowmen keep their savings?............In the snowbank!
Love you...Doni
Anonymous
December 5, 2022
Hello Lindsey,
I've been thinking about you alot. Super cold here in December but I'm not outside much so that is okay. Haven't seen any snow but once so far. Hope your having a great winter season!
(1) What kind of shoes does a spy wear? .............sneakers.
(2) I've been trying to make a sarcastic club, but it's been really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not.
Love Doni
Anonymous
November 1, 2022
Hello Lindsey, Hope your doing well and staying warm. It's pretty cold here. Colorado has had it's first snow. Didn't see too many Trick or Treaters yesterday. The kids go to the Mall and and events at school these days for those kind of activities. Can't believe we are in to November. Leaves are still on the trees here in G.J. but probably not for long. I wish you the best and hope we can meet your goal soon. I absolutely love what you'll be using the money for. That is really innovative and absolutely needed. Hopefully it will provide you with so many more mobility options. Oh, get ready for it, here are the jokes:
I started a new job as a tailor last week. It's been sew sew.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Hope you enjoyed those. Lots of love...
Anonymous
September 26, 2022
August Joke: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
September Joke: I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
October Joke: My wife accused me the other day of being too immature.
I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort. HA!
Lindsey I hope your doing well and finding some entertainment that makes you smile or a good book. Miss you and your family. Colorado is finally seeing some cooler days. Take care!
Doni O'Rourke
July 16, 2022
Keep up the good work Lindsey! Thanks for the update on your progress.
Anonymous
July 11, 2022
June and July Joke
"You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets." Now that was funny....
"How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten Tickles."
Hope your having a great day. It's 100 degrees plus right now in Colorado. A little too warm for me in the afternoon but the evenings are really nice. Thinking of you often and hope you're enjoying good weather when possible. Take care!
Anonymous
May 20, 2022
Joke for May: You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
Because they're really good at it.
Hope your doing well. I think about you often. Please say hello to your family for me cuz.
Anonymous
April 6, 2022
Here's the joke of the month:
"I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog."
We're finally getting some warmer weather here. I've spent a couple of weekends pulling weeds and cleaning up leaves and branches. I took an online class today at work and it appears an old dog can learn new tricks. Hope your having a good day and take care!
Doni O'Rourke
March 16, 2022
March Joke:
"Where should you go in the room when your feeling cold?"
"The corner-they're usually 90 degrees.
Hello Lindsey, yesterday was about 61 degrees in Colorado and it hinted towards a warm Spring. I totally forgot about the time change so I was really out of whack last Sunday. I hear that they may be doing away from the Savings Time in 2023. I guess we'll be getting up in the dark and going to work in the dark for a few months of the year if that happens. Hope the COVID activity has settled down in California. We finally don't have to wear masks at work anymore although I always keep one with me. I look forward to the warmer weather so I can be outside. Hope you're having a good month and as always have good company. Luv ya....
Doni O'Rourke
February 2, 2022
Hello, just wanted to provide the February joke:
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music? The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan".
Hope your doing well. It is bitter cold today in Colorado but beautiful blue skies. I'm wrapping up my work day and thought of my sweet cousin. Tell everyone hi from me and hope you're having a great week. I think of you often :)
Take Care....
Anonymous
January 7, 2022
Hello Cuz,
I'm looking out my window seeing snow and fog today in Colorado. Very cold first thing in the morning but after the noon sun comes around the fog gets burned off and blue skies are everywhere. Hope you are staying nice and warm and have good company today 1/7/22.
Here's the joke:
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, "I'll direct."
DiCaprio says "I'll act".
McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write".
You'll get that joke if you know McConaughey. Hope you like it. Take Care.
Love you....
Anonymous
January 1, 2022
Thanks for the update Lindsey. Happy New Year!
Anonymous
December 5, 2021
Hi Lindsey, I love contributing to your goal! It would be great to see an update from you on this site! Your attitude is so inspiring :-)
Anonymous
December 2, 2021
Hello Cuz,
Here is the joke of the month. Why aren't koalas considered bears? They don't have the right koala-fications. Ha!
Love you and hope your doing well. Think about you always.
Anonymous
November 12, 2021
What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback. Ha!
I love Nickleback so I thought this was a great joke.
Hope you are doing well. I think I will be spending more time with your auntie out here. She is getting over COVID at the hospital and I will be taking here home in the next week. She is doing really well as she has the drive of a LION. Tell everyone hi for me. Luv you.
Anonymous
September 17, 2021
Joke of the month: As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. But Hay, it's in my jeans.
Keep up the good work. Luv you Lindsey and hope you're doing well. :)
Anonymous
June 26, 2021
Congratulation Lindsey on getting your AA Degree in Early Childhood Education. God Bless
Toreka Faailoga
June 26, 2021
What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
A carpet. HA! Luv ya...
Anonymous
June 15, 2021
Hi Lindsey, I wondered if you placed this information within your Latter Day Saints group to view lately. When I tried to get on today the website wouldn\'t bring up your information and the site said they had some kind of outage so it might be worth advertising the site again to whom ever you want to reach out to. I\'m going to work on this as well as I have this bookmarked. I know your train ride was difficult please run a search on \"Amtrak wheelchair access issues\" on the internet for perhaps some helpful information from the Department of Justice. Love you and you know your Colorado family loves you! You amaze us coming out here to visit and your auntie was so happy to see you as was I. Love Doni
Doni O\'Rourke
March 5, 2021
Have a blessed day. Adam Selvidge
Anonymous
December 23, 2020
God Bless Lindsey for her courage
Anonymous
December 23, 2020
Thank you for providing a wonderful place to give this holiday season. Was amazed by this young woman's story and I know she will make a difference in this world and in this country and in her community. You rock Lindsey, God Bless You and Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year.
Karen Harris
